Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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