idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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