that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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