I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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