Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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