yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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