We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Randomize
