i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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