Dual....:-)
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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