idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize