Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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