I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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