i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
