Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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