there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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