Its about making memories worth repressing
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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