I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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