We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
This is my gift to your gina
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Randomize
