butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wish I could teleport
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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