doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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