we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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