I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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