In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
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coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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