The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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