i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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