Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just pee around me
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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