hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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