ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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