Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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