I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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