Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Four minutes until I can fart!
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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