just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Randomize