you win again, gameday.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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