Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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