I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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