if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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