I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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