THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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