I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
It's official drugs can't kill me
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
