can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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