On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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