i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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