The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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