The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
organizing the empties. That sober.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Someone signed my nipple.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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