For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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