what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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