But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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