Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Randomize
