I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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