she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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