"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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