He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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