"it" just moved
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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