Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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